Jira Is Turing-Complete
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The SEC has reportedly delayed releasing a proposal permitting tokenized stock trading after receiving industry concerns.
Fixed-income investors are in a “panic” as government securities, once seen as low-risk, begin to crack, according to BitMEX researcher Shang Wu.
We’re in the transition period — all of us.
MoonPay’s new app lets users buy cryptocurrencies, including Bitcoin and Solana, through ChatGPT just by speaking with the chatbot.
The Ethereum Foundation holds less than 1% of all ETH in circulation while other protocol foundations typically hold 10-50% of their native token’s supply, the founder said.
You’ll likely find artificial intelligence (AI) agents appearing everywhere. These AI agents appear in your Teams sidebar, in your SharePoint document library, and as part of standard Office applications. What makes this so easy is that Microsoft allows virtually anyone within an organization to create their own dedicated AI agent in a matter of a … Read more
The whole rationale behind deploying AI to the extent that it threatens to decimate whole professions is premised on the fact that it leads to much enhanced productivity, reduced costs, and unprecedented profits. In other words, much more ROI or return on investment than would accrue if humans were employed to carry out the same … Read more
Building an application that handles a few hundred requests per minute is relatively straightforward. Building a system that maintains single-digit millisecond latency while handling hundreds of thousands of concurrent requests—all without exploding your cloud budget—is an entirely different engineering challenge. When your application outgrows standard architectures, lightweight frameworks like Express.js and Flask can require significant … Read more
The central unsolved problem in production DeFi agents is not capability. Existing frameworks can route swaps, monitor yields, and respond to on-chain events with low latency. The problem is verifiable constraint. What I mean here is building agents that are not merely instructed to respect user-defined boundaries, but architecturally incapable of violating them. Add an extra … Read more
Moving a machine learning model from a local Jupyter Notebook to an enterprise production environment is less about mathematical optimization and more about software reliability. In a development environment, datasets are static, edge cases are filtered out, and execution is synchronous. In production, however, data is dynamic, upstream dependencies change without warning, and models encounter … Read more
A Coinbase executive called on regulators to implement sensible crypto regulation, while announcing the Stand With Crypto event taking place in over 500 locations worldwide.
Chi Xu, the founder and CEO of XREAL, thinks the smart glasses business has finally reached a turning point.
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This past week saw incremental, but potentially important steps.
The law firm agreed to a settlement in February 2026 and is facing a separate $525 million lawsuit over its role in the collapse of the FTX crypto exchange.
From a robot stirring your soup to a bread machine that kneads your dough, here are 6 gadgets that may make you feel like you’ve won adulthood.
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Joi AI is hiring 10 “masturbation consultants” to test its AI-guided masturbation feature and report how it affects stress, sleep, mood, and confidence.
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Musk’s xAI runs 46 gas turbines in Mississippi without air permits. I traced the full supply chain behind them — from $30M+ in Caterpillar equipment to TSMC’s €300M EUV lithography machines, from Lake Tahoe residents losing power to Wall Street’s $700B AI infrastructure spending. One AI data center pulls on 10+ industries, creates billions in … Read more
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Schematic: Europe’s coordinated cyber-defence posture — city nodes, threat vectors, and regulatory stack. Data: Mordor Intelligence. Europe has long been perceived as the world’s most regulation-heavy technology market. In cybersecurity, that reputation is evolving into something more consequential: a coordinated industrial strategy. Most global tech narratives still frame Europe as the slow-moving regulator — the … Read more